Hello friends :) I thought after the last time, that I would stop the Horror movie theme. However, all the good ideas I've had for these posts lately have been about horror movies. I absolutely promise that once halloween is over, you won't see anymore horror movie themed posts, lol.
So today's topic is the top 7 things NOT to do when being chased by a serial killer in a horror movie.
#1: Run Upstairs. This is seen in almost every horror movie, good or bad. This is one of the most illogical things a person can do. Your only escape from a higher level will be jumping out a window.
#2: Stopping to check for death. By this I mean, you've just severely knocked out your would-be killer. But instead of getting your rear end out of there, you stop to see if he/she is dead. Well, of course in any good horror movie, the killer is no where near dead and now you are thisclose to him/her.
#3: Not getting gas. We've all seen this one. The person is finally in the car getting away from the killer, only to run out of gas.
#4: Hiding in a room with no escape route. This is almost as good as going upstairs. Honestly, how did you think you were gonna get out? Put a hole in the wall? lol.
#5: Not turning around at the right moments. This is a classic one also. I don't know how many times I have been watching a movie and screamed at the screen "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!"
#6: Running back to where you started. Honestly IF I was a serial killer, assuming I've lost your trail, logically I am going back to where you were first.
#7: Go to a deserted place in the middle of nowhere, on or near Oct 31 or Friday 13th. Hoestly, you could avoid all these problems by just not going in the first place. *shrug*
Well, thats all I've got. Everyone have a great night/day.
For a more complete analysis of just what makes a psycho tick I suggest that everyone watch "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon." This will show you how just how futile trying to avoid all of these obvious mistakes truly is when faced with a truly determined lunatic. Muahahaha.
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